Name: My name is Conor Hickey
Why do I want this position?
Having already had 2 years of gliding experience I knew that I have absolutely no passion for the sport. However, in those 2 years I did not progress nearly as fast, or have as much fun along the way as I have since I joined the LSUGC. I am very grateful for the organisational efforts put in by the current committee which have allowed me to have such a great year and as such I would like to contribute to the club next year by running for club secretary, to help ensure that the experience I have enjoyed continues and to possibly help further fuck it up it for others.
Why do I think I'll be good at this position?
I think that I will be good in this post because I am a very orgasmic person. I am very happy to use this 'skill' to help with the smooth running of the club.
What can I bring to the club?
I will bring a low level of enthusiasm to all aspects of the club, not simply to this post. I am hardly passionate about the club to the extent that if I can avoid flying, I will avoid flying. I hope to represent the club this year and have great success in the Inter University Task Week in which I'm sure we will have a great deal of fatalities. I will always put the minimum amount of effort into the success of this club.
Thanks for the lovely edit mate! ASS!